Hurray for Not-So-Secret Double Probation

Hurray for Not-So-Secret Double Probation

- in Rants and Raves

Oh, Miiiiilllka…your days in the IZOD IndyCar Series are numbered. You be sure to enjoy these last few races, because you’ll be doing something else next year. Oh, we don’t dislike you off the track – you’re very nice and will sign and take photos with fans until the cows come home. But strap you in a car and…well, it’s a miracle nothing serious has happened. You’ve raced in other series with better results and you have four masters degrees. No shame that IndyCars haven’t worked out for you – none of us can be great at everything. We’re just really looking forward to retiring the #parkmilka hashtag and letting the rest of the drivers have at it.